You know, I've been pretty restrained in my Kyle/John shipping. Occasionally it pops into my brain but it doesn't stay there. It just rides through my mind all pretty and troublesome, and then it leaves to make room for my Wincest radar.
But ... but ... oh, dude. I like Anton Yelchin as an actor. He's kinda dorky and he's pretty good, but he's like this scrawny little thing and oh, MAN, can't you just see him fanboying the fuck out of Christian Bale!John Connor? Just all, "I'll do anything you say! Oh, wow, what are we going to do now, sir? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Kinda bouncing around him all eager to please like that little dog bouncing around the bulldog in those old cartoons? And John Connor just being all stoic and serious and here's this kid who's his DAD, and --
PORN.
That's all I can think when given that mental image.
PORN PORN PORN.
I'm not right in the head.