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[apocalypsos]

If Captain Asshat thinks he's going to be lifted upon our shoulders and lauded due to his inherent greatness if he lovingly fondles and nuzzles the ass of every customer who comes in here, he's seriously more disturbed than I thought he was.

And I love reading romance novels, if only for when I spot phrases like I saw in today's novel. "Burning nipples" ... *dies laughing*

You know, they have pills to fix that. Uh-huh. :)

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[deathpixie]

And I love reading romance novels, if only for when I spot phrases like I saw in today's novel. "Burning nipples" ... *dies laughing*

And now I'm picturing someone needing an absestos bra...

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

Burning nipples? Hmmm. That might explain her boyfriend's roasted nuts.

[bellonagoddess.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah...who couldn't get off on reading something like "Then he ripped the bodice off, revealing who swelling bossom as he pulled her to him to feel his swollen man-root."

;-)

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

You know, they have pills to fix that.
I think someone needs some ointment...