I've been hitting Cracked.com again.

[apocalypsos]

If 'The Happening' Was 10X Shorter and 100X More Honest

ZOOEY DESCHANEL

Look, I need to come clean with you. I ... I had dessert with some guy I met at work.

MARK WAHLBERG

Oh my God! Is 'dessert' some kind of euphemism for letting him take a shit in your mouth after he fucks you or something?!

ZOOEY DESCHANEL

Er, no. We had cheesecake.

MARK WAHLBERG

Oh. Well I'm going to go ahead and act like it was the other thing!

6 Supposed Action Heroes You Could Probably Take In A Fight

6 Famous Songs That Don't Mean What You Think

Also, from IMDb, Reimagining Movie Posters. There's some really lovely artwork there.

Comments

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

That Kung Fu video is probably the most bizarrely funny thing I've seen all week.

I'm not sure I could take Mr T, though. Especially if he calls in the B Team.