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[apocalypsos]

Now remember, kids, the U.S. terror alert has been raised to orange, so be prepared to defend yourself against Cheetos, pumpkins, and Paris Hilton's creepy suntan.

Comments

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

And those crackers with peanut butter in vending machines.

Eeewwwwwww.

[octopedingenue]

Now those I genuinely AM afraid of.

Re: Eeewwwwwww.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I believe Dave Barry called them "the color of marine rescue equipment."

Don't forget

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Spam from videos of her having sex!

but but but . . .

[tree220.livejournal.com]

how can they raise the terror alert? I thought that's why Shrub caught Saddam so we'd never have to worry about terrorists again . . .

Re: but but but . . .

[seferin.livejournal.com]

No, he went after Saddam so people would ignore the ways he

1> is destroying the economy
2> is destroying the civil liberties
3> is destroying the environment
4> is destroying the ability of the government to provide basic services
5> is destroying the ability of America to be respected
6> is destroying the separation between church and state
7> is destroying the separation between The Republican Party and the Government

OK...

[moshez.livejournal.com]

This is a post you made just so it's quoted in [Unknown site tag], isn't it? :D

Re: OK...

[qnotku.livejournal.com]

Jealous you weren't witty enough to think of it?

:D

[faith21.livejournal.com]