This will go down on your permanent record.

[apocalypsos]

In a spectacular act of complicity with the religious right, the Department of Health and Human Services Monday released a proposal that allows any federal grant recipient to obstruct a woman's access to contraception. In order to do this, the Department is attempting to redefine many forms of contraception, the birth control 40% of Americans use, as abortion.

*buzzer sound*

Congratulations, Department of Health and Human Services, you just failed biology! That's fucking great. Now you're going to have to take it again next summer. And, oh, man, what is your MOM going to say?