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To [livejournal.com profile] qnotku, after loudly blowing my nose: "Don't mind me, I'm just packing Captain Asshat a light lunch for tomorrow."

Hey, don't look at me like that. In the words of one of [livejournal.com profile] crantz's icons, "Fuck you, I'm an elf princess!"

Er, troll. Troll princess.

Oh, shut up.

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In other news, I want to bear Steve's grumbly teddy bear babies. Aww, he teared up when the lady's mommy showed up! *happy sighs* I love Monster House.

Date: 2003-12-23 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seferin.livejournal.com
*Somehow, I knew that facing my wrath wasn't going to scare Logan. He had faced wrath before, and it had faced him. And he had growled at it, and it had run away squealing for mommy. *

*Mr. Summers went first. "What is it with you and adolescent girls? Do you have some kind of Mary Kay Letourneau thing I should be aware of?"

I thought I heard a growl from Logan. "You keep it up, and I'll stick that visor so far up your ass you'll need an ear, nose, and throat doc to get it out."

"Don't you think that's a little extreme?"

"Not really. I could shove it so far down your throat you'll need a proctologist --"

"Point taken."

"Hey, while he's in there, he could look for that steel rod --"

"I said, point taken!" *

I bow before you, oh great Princess of Snark.

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