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[apocalypsos]

Is this going to be a new thing? This thing where my mother says or does something on the last day of my visit that makes me extremely grateful I don't live with her anymore.

Today's nugget of wisdom, re: a rap metal song playing at the car wash -- "Oh, I hate this jungle bunny music your brother listens to."

*headwall*

You know, you're not allowed to make snarky, disapproving comments about your parents acting exactly like Archie and Edith Bunker if you're going to say shit like that. Seriously.

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And to give you an example of my brother and I in a casual conversation:

(As we're walking out the front door of the mall, loudly)
Bryan: But really, what's so bad about heroin?
Me: Well, when I can't get out of the house to meet my tricks and I'm totally broke, I start getting these annoying shakes --
Bryan: I only get those when I run out of crack.
Me: You really need to learn how to budget your hard drugs.

We only had one lady stare at us funny. I cannot even begin to express our bitter disappointment.