What is it with me and watching German guys boytouch?

[apocalypsos]

Aaaaaaaaaaand then they made out. They end.

In other news, I am on my second amaretto and coke. Here's hoping I'm still awake when the women's all-around gymnastics comes around. I have a theory that tonight we'll find out that the reason the men couldn't nail a landing if you paid them in their all-around was because they were missing something vitally important to the acrobatic process, like boobs. (Don't ask me how that works out, seriously. I still have more amaretto left. FOR NOW.)

Oh, and I also finally wrote an opening for that one novel that works for me, so YAY.

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[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

UHM. My feeeelthy mind has already removed about half the clothes from that picture.

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, amaretto and coke. Tastes like cherry coke, but eventually makes it impossible to stand up. *hearts*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, they're my FAVORITE. I drink 'em every time we go to the bar. :)

You know what works, too? Cherry vodka and Sprite. Tastes like cherry limeade, and I usually end up drinking four big glasses before I remember, "Oh, right, this gets me drunk."

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

This is some seriously creepy kismet, because I was looking for amaretto when I said "fuck it" and went to the liquor store earlier, but as I didn't want to expend a lot of gas and went to the wee local place rather than my favorite store, I wound up just getting a bottle of red wine instead. My BFF introduced me to amaretto and coke a few weeks ago when I was feeling down and went over to her house to drunk-drive on Wii.

You know what works, too? Cherry vodka and Sprite. Tastes like cherry limeade, and I usually end up drinking four big glasses before I remember, "Oh, right, this gets me drunk."

When I was just barely of legal age and all "Whee, I can drink!" without having any concept of, you know, limits and such, I used to love cherry vodka and Mountain Dew Code Red. I would have to clack my teeth against one another in order to gauge how drunk I was getting.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

HEE. I didn't go to the bar a lot before I moved back to PA, but when I started going to the bars with Jess, one of them had mixed drinks for a penny during Happy Hour. I'd never had any before and Jess was like, "Well, try amaretto and coke. It tastes just like Dr. Pepper." Aaaaand that's how I got really wasted that first night. :)

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

You know what else is really good? Amaretto and cream soda. I was trying to explain this to people this year, but England's version of cream soda is an abomination unto A&W.

[rosetapestry.livejournal.com]

Good boys. Mmmmmmm.

[thexpuzzler.livejournal.com]

THAT is because German boys AREN'T AFRAID TO CATCH THE GAY JUST FROM TOUCHING.
Or, you know. They're all fucking anyway, so what do they care whether people know the truth or not. Heh!

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Between these guys, the German rowers, and the French swimmers, this is the summer olympics of porn, clearly.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

I think it's obvious that boobs are necessary to gymnastics. It's why I'm so happy that these days the female gymnasts, even the Chinese, have them. Sports bras under leotards ftw!

(ML and I lie around at night watching the day's women's gymnastics, which we've convinced the computer to tape for us. Don't know how. ML did it. But it's awesome.)