GODDAMN IT.

[apocalypsos]

MY MOM HAS FREE TICKETS FOR THE JETS/REDSKINS GAME TOMORROW NIGHT. I LOVE GOING TO SPORTING EVENTS. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PRO FOOTBALL GAME BEFORE.

I CAN'T GO. I HAVE TO WORK.

I HATE MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS-SUCKING BALL-JUGGLING COCK-SNUGGLING EXCUSE FOR A JOB.

*resists urge to punch a wall*

Comments

[nute.livejournal.com]

"cock-snuggling"?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* I was on a roll.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

"Cock snuggling" sounds like fun.

[kanedax.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, it's preseason, which doesn't count as professional football. It's glorified practice, you'll only see the starters for the first half at most.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't even care. I've never seen ANY football. I haven't even been in a stadium. I've seen hockey, baseball, basketball ... hell, I could go to a golf tournament anytime my mom goes if I just asked right. But football? Even preseason is better than nothin'.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Call in sick and go to the game, then.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I can't. I don't have any days left and if I call in I'll get a write-up. I can't afford a write-up considering I'm already planning on getting one for Wincon (if I even still get to go). Not to mention that if I don't go I won't be able to pay my rent this month.

UGH. Hate my life, hate my job, want a puppy.

[sarff-nodwydd.livejournal.com]

You may be under estimating the ...umm...enjoyment in cock-snuggling. Not that I've ever snuggled a cock or anything. :)

[trinity_clare]

If you like, tell people that you could have gone but you decided to boycott Brett Favre. Hmph.