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Today's butcher's bill:

Fucksticks who honked their horn at me as they drove past ...: 14
... then proceeded to stop at the bus stop and try to pick me up: 1

Dude, if you pull up and my headphones are on so loud you can hear them from your car, trust me, engaging in intellectually stimulating conversation with you is not high up on my 'to do' list. Now, if you'll excuse me, my brain is shakin' like a Polaroid picture without me.

Okay, I've got my Powerball tickets for tomorrow. Considering I woke up bright and early to drag my sorry butt to the bank, then traveled all the way into the city to Union Station to get tickets, then came back to Alexandria and walked to work for what added up to a good four miles worth of walking I didn't really have to do, I think I'm justified in winning $210 million dollars.

And also, I bought all three Terminator movies on DVD because they're my favorites. It's entirely possible I'll need all that money simply to buy better taste in movies.

Oh, and did I mention that Captain Asshat is investing a ton of money to turn his new VW Beetle into a hot rod? Insert your own euphemistic penile enhancement joke here.

Date: 2003-12-30 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onetwomany.livejournal.com
It's entirely possible I'll need all that money simply to buy better taste in movies.

No! You don't need new taste in movies. The Terminator movies rock, and will not hear anyone say otherwise! Well, unless they're talking about T3, then I show some open-mindedness, cause that wasn't the best...


Date: 2003-12-31 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
I love the third one, though. It did have its problems, but the second one ended wrong. You can't set that whole thing up and then not have it end in armageddon.

The one thing I despise about the T2 DVD is the commentary where Cameron and the writer pat themselves on the back for their plotting cleverness for two hours. Ugh.

Well

Date: 2003-12-30 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seferin.livejournal.com
Is it possible you just looked REALLY hot?

Date: 2003-12-31 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faith21.livejournal.com
I think it says something that he owns a Beetle. Never mind that he is trying to enhance it.
About the money... does the friends list get a share since you're always shagging it?

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