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[azurelunatic]

And you wouldn't try to get librarians fired for not bowing to your censorship whims. Though you could get married to a guy who wants Pennsylvania to secede from the union. (That's really not a huge deal in Alaska; it's quite a bit like considering running away to Canada, except if you can get the rest of the state to agree with you in Alaska, you could just split off because it's less of a geographical problem.)