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I stopped at my parents's house before I came home from work.

Mom: Ooo, there's a new House tonight.
Me: He's so your backup crush just in case you can't have sex with Gil Grissom, isn't he?
Mom: Why can't I just have a menage-a-troi with both of them?
Me: ... okay, tell you what, you can have them if I can have both of the guys from Supernatural.
Bryan: Only if I can have Megan Fox.
Me: I think that's fair.

If you'll excuse us, my entire family is going to be off having sex with famous people.
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