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Jan. 6th, 2004 08:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosFor all your Bush-hating needs ... and, you know, if you have an extra eleven and a half seconds.
Oh, and guess what? Sperm counts have dropped in the past fifteen years! I love stories like this. I always picture some poor guy sitting around with a great big petri dish and a teeny weeny pair of eyebrow pluckers going, "One ... two ... three ... ewww, I dropped one! Quit squirming!"
And the stupidest thoughts occur to me after a night of heavy writing. Like, if I'm playing pool with Saddam, Osama, and Timothy McVeigh, and the terrorists win, is that bad?
Oh, and guess what? Sperm counts have dropped in the past fifteen years! I love stories like this. I always picture some poor guy sitting around with a great big petri dish and a teeny weeny pair of eyebrow pluckers going, "One ... two ... three ... ewww, I dropped one! Quit squirming!"
And the stupidest thoughts occur to me after a night of heavy writing. Like, if I'm playing pool with Saddam, Osama, and Timothy McVeigh, and the terrorists win, is that bad?
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Date: 2004-01-06 05:35 am (UTC)You're playing against one dead man, one man who's on the run and another who's spent ages in a tiny hole underground. If they beat you at pool then I worry. Greatly.
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Date: 2004-01-06 05:37 am (UTC)And hahahah some more. I need to incorporate the term "pusbag" into my everyday vocabulary.
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Date: 2004-01-06 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-06 08:02 am (UTC)