Am trying to force my way through "Twilight" again.

[apocalypsos]

I always forget how much I want to hit this girl with a shovel.

(I should point out that the worse it gets, the more inspiration I get for The Hollow Girl. "Oh, no, Mary is never allowed to sound THAT snide and self-important. I can think of at least three characters I can have smack her upside the head if she starts acting like that. *takes notes*")

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[rani23.livejournal.com]

Wait till you get to the last novel. WHEE.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. I figure I may need copious amounts of liquor if I'm actually going to read it as opposed to reading astonished, appalled summaries on Fandom Wank. :)

[rani23.livejournal.com]

I am quite sure that the appalled summaries on Fandom Wank are FAR more entertaining. :)

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

i can't make myself read the last one. i tried, but it's just sitting there, taunting me...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

AGAIN?! As in, you read it before and repeat the experience? I know too many misguided people who do it once but - again? WHYYY?!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I only got about halfway through the first one the first time before I gave the hell up. This time, I'm determined to read the whole damn trainwreck because getting irritated with it makes me want to write more Hollow Girl. Heck, it's already working wonders. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Ah, yes, I've done something similar with Sookie and other horrors this year; somehow they drain me, go you.

[deathbymutation.livejournal.com]

don't bother with bella's perspective, its the shits. Try Midnight Sun, Edward's version of Twilight. I think its available on S.Meyer's official site but if not, I have it. Much better.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

Half the ladies in A/R at my office are reading Twilight together. These ladies are in their 30's and 40's, man. They LOVE it. XP

*shudder*

[st-aurafina.livejournal.com]

*cries* I'm in the middle of the last book now. Why can't I put this rubbish down? Are the pages coated with cocaine or something?

God, I wish I could reach into the book and slap Bella on the head. (I quite like the Cullens, though, they're glorious in their fucked-uppedness.)