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[apocalypsos]

fandom_scruples ... Ooo-kay. This person does know that most halfway intelligent children these days can get past password protection, right? And just out of curiosity, when is the Black List for people who irresponsibly allow their children online without keeping tabs on them coming out?

Well, congratulations to the people on my friends list who made the Black List. I'll have to check out the works on everyone else on it to see if their fic's half as good as yours. And also, to annoy the ever-lovin' fuck out of the list compiler.

EDIT: Damn it, I want to make the list. Do you think I could get in if I just randomly insert a scene into my next X-Men fic where Scott teaches sex ed by gleefully rodgering the entire teaching staff, half of the student body, a ficus plant, and the Professor's wheelchair in front of the class, or should I use something that's not such a cliche?

Oh, yeah ... did you hear the FCC's cracking down on the use of the F-word on the airways? I think my icon speaks for me. :)

My favorite bit is where they say that when Bono said it on the Golden Globes last year, children might have been watching. As an awards show junkie, I think I can safely say that allowing children to watch acceptance speeches and bad Hollywood fashion is infinitely more dangerous to their fragile little psyche than telling them to fuck off.

Quick! Rec me dirty, dirty fanfic! Good fanfic, but the smuttier, the better.

Oh, wait, I should password-protect this for the kids.

The password is "testicles." Pass it on. (Hey, shut up. I'm teaching 'em anatomy. Be grateful it wasn't "clitoris.")