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[apocalypsos]

fandom_scruples ... Ooo-kay. This person does know that most halfway intelligent children these days can get past password protection, right? And just out of curiosity, when is the Black List for people who irresponsibly allow their children online without keeping tabs on them coming out?

Well, congratulations to the people on my friends list who made the Black List. I'll have to check out the works on everyone else on it to see if their fic's half as good as yours. And also, to annoy the ever-lovin' fuck out of the list compiler.

EDIT: Damn it, I want to make the list. Do you think I could get in if I just randomly insert a scene into my next X-Men fic where Scott teaches sex ed by gleefully rodgering the entire teaching staff, half of the student body, a ficus plant, and the Professor's wheelchair in front of the class, or should I use something that's not such a cliche?

Oh, yeah ... did you hear the FCC's cracking down on the use of the F-word on the airways? I think my icon speaks for me. :)

My favorite bit is where they say that when Bono said it on the Golden Globes last year, children might have been watching. As an awards show junkie, I think I can safely say that allowing children to watch acceptance speeches and bad Hollywood fashion is infinitely more dangerous to their fragile little psyche than telling them to fuck off.

Quick! Rec me dirty, dirty fanfic! Good fanfic, but the smuttier, the better.

Oh, wait, I should password-protect this for the kids.

The password is "testicles." Pass it on. (Hey, shut up. I'm teaching 'em anatomy. Be grateful it wasn't "clitoris.")

Comments

Dirty, dirty, quality fanfic?

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Well, yesterday I was wandering the world wide web, and I came across this beautiful set of smut.

Lots and lots of kinky vampire sex. With Lilah, Wesley and Faith. And the author does lots of other pairings, too.

Because, dude, fandom_scruples clearly has some serious issues going on.

[thornsilver]

Oh, wait, I should password-protect this for the kids.

The password is "testicles." Pass it on. (Hey, shut up. I'm teaching 'em anatomy. Be grateful it wasn't "clitoris.")

Sadly, using those word will probably also keep out a lot of adults.... Of course we won't miss *them* anyway.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

*posts an NC-17 fic just to spite them*

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

florahart's Parselsmut series. Just click on her user name and scroll back a few entries to get to installment one.

Also, ficbymarks's post today.

[tsiankiio.livejournal.com]

Try Illiad slash for your smut needs.

And anyone out there who wants to use this: go right ahead!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

Cheer up. :)

Excellent writer, good smut

[seferin.livejournal.com]

http://www.ejai.org/eyrie/

Re: Excellent writer, good smut

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

Can I friend you? Anyone who reccs Rhi is someone I like. ^_^

Cait

Re: Excellent writer, good smut

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. Unfortunately, I don't think I am as nearly as interesting as she and TrollPrincess are!

[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

i went and thanked her for the reading list
~w_w~

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

Do you think I could get in if I just randomly insert a scene into my next X-Men fic where Scott teaches sex ed by gleefully rodgering the entire teaching staff, half of the student body, a ficus plant, and the Professor's wheelchair in front of the class, or should I use something that's not such a cliche?

The Shadowcat muse in my head just choked on nothing. Be proud. *goes off to search for things to traumatize the voices with*

[sabotabby]

I don't know what Shadowcat is, but your icon is making me drool.

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

*grins* Oh yes. Beecher and Keller do that. *drools herself* letoatreides does good work.

[randomfrog.livejournal.com]

gleefully rodgering the entire teaching staff, half of the student body, a ficus plant, and the Professor's wheelchair in front of the class

Dude, you completely left out the staircase. Shame!

And? fandom_scruples amuses me to no end... I'm 15. ::dances the gleeful irresponsibly-parented minor dance::

Also, sorry that I'm really slow giving you feedback on your novel chapters- I've finished reading them, but haven't had enough time to critique.

[fyrdrakken]

Have you discovered theblacklist yet? Would you like a nomination there?