Mellifluous! Hee!
Oh, good Lord. Dan and Serena are boring the pants off me. Can we go watch Blair make faces at Chuck some more?
Ugh, Jenny's awful haircut.
"Hello, weird documentary girl."
"Hello, sad Blair wannabe."
Me: *dies*
Ah, Rufus and Lily, my favorite pairing on this goofy show. *hearts* And yet I still kinda like Bart. Go figure.
Ooo, I like the ex. She's saucy.
Okay, I don't even like Jenny and Vanessa and I still haaaaaaaate this whole thing with Vanessa lying to the both of them. Although, HA. I'm in love with Gossip Girl right now.
All right, the civet thing's a bit much.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Vanessa, you weren't even dating Nate when Jenny kissed him. *NEVERENDING HEADDESK*
... oh, God. Oh, God, I maybe shipped Chuck and Dorota for, like, five milliseconds there.
I changed my mind. I want the ex to be hit by a bus.
Oh, Jenny. And, HEE! But mostly, oh, Jenny.
OMG DOROTA JOINED FACEBOOK. \o/
ALSO, SHOW, PLEASE DON'T MAKE CHUCK/DOROTA A SERIOUS SHIP. COME ON.
Oh, jeez, Vanessa's going to come out and tell them both the truth and Jenny's going to screw her over and ... ugh. Hate this storyline, very much prefer Blair and Chuck toying with one another.
I really don't like that dress on Lily. It's kinda okay at the shoulders and then drapes weird where it cinches around her waist.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA. OH, MY GOD, FAUX BLAIR AND FAUX CHUCK. HAHAHAHA.
Oh, please can those two get together? Can Lily please remember she is ridiculously rich and it's okay if she marries the ppor guy and then they can merge their families and adopt Chuck and wow, will that screw up the ability to pair up people in this fandom?
I hate the dress storyline like burning. Public humiliation at school functions like that just hits waaaay too close to home.
Aw, Nate. He's a dimwit, but he's a sweet tortured dimwit.
Oh, man, Faux Chuck even moves his jaw when he TALKS like Real Chuck. *dies*
What does it say that on a show full of teenagers my favorite couple is the parents?
You know, I still can't believe Vanessa didn't check the backlighting on the dress anyway. That dress looked really sheer even without backlighting.
NEXT WEEK: Chuck's hair! Rufus did something worth running away from! Slapping! *flails*
Oh, good Lord. Dan and Serena are boring the pants off me. Can we go watch Blair make faces at Chuck some more?
Ugh, Jenny's awful haircut.
"Hello, weird documentary girl."
"Hello, sad Blair wannabe."
Me: *dies*
Ah, Rufus and Lily, my favorite pairing on this goofy show. *hearts* And yet I still kinda like Bart. Go figure.
Ooo, I like the ex. She's saucy.
Okay, I don't even like Jenny and Vanessa and I still haaaaaaaate this whole thing with Vanessa lying to the both of them. Although, HA. I'm in love with Gossip Girl right now.
All right, the civet thing's a bit much.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Vanessa, you weren't even dating Nate when Jenny kissed him. *NEVERENDING HEADDESK*
... oh, God. Oh, God, I maybe shipped Chuck and Dorota for, like, five milliseconds there.
I changed my mind. I want the ex to be hit by a bus.
Oh, Jenny. And, HEE! But mostly, oh, Jenny.
OMG DOROTA JOINED FACEBOOK. \o/
ALSO, SHOW, PLEASE DON'T MAKE CHUCK/DOROTA A SERIOUS SHIP. COME ON.
Oh, jeez, Vanessa's going to come out and tell them both the truth and Jenny's going to screw her over and ... ugh. Hate this storyline, very much prefer Blair and Chuck toying with one another.
I really don't like that dress on Lily. It's kinda okay at the shoulders and then drapes weird where it cinches around her waist.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA. OH, MY GOD, FAUX BLAIR AND FAUX CHUCK. HAHAHAHA.
Oh, please can those two get together? Can Lily please remember she is ridiculously rich and it's okay if she marries the ppor guy and then they can merge their families and adopt Chuck and wow, will that screw up the ability to pair up people in this fandom?
I hate the dress storyline like burning. Public humiliation at school functions like that just hits waaaay too close to home.
Aw, Nate. He's a dimwit, but he's a sweet tortured dimwit.
Oh, man, Faux Chuck even moves his jaw when he TALKS like Real Chuck. *dies*
What does it say that on a show full of teenagers my favorite couple is the parents?
You know, I still can't believe Vanessa didn't check the backlighting on the dress anyway. That dress looked really sheer even without backlighting.
NEXT WEEK: Chuck's hair! Rufus did something worth running away from! Slapping! *flails*