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Dear President Bush,

Tomorrow's high in the Washington D.C. area with the wind chill factor will be a balmy -15 degrees.

Look, I know you want to go to Mars, but perhaps spinning the entire planet out of the sun's orbit and towards the red planet is not the best way to go about it.

Sincerely,

Me

Date: 2004-01-16 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com
Actually, I just thought about it some more and I'm thinking the solar flareup from the contact with all the gas should be spectacular....

Date: 2004-01-16 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pie-is-good.livejournal.com
Absolutely spectacular! Imagine the satellite photos from that...

Date: 2004-01-16 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com
Might end up disrupting the communications satellites again though...

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