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[apocalypsos]

I heard a weird rumor today.

You know the "Bewitched" movie they're making? And how they have Nicole Kidman playing Sam and Will Ferrell playing Darrin?

Well, from what I heard, they're shopping around for another Darrin. Apparently, Will's still going to play Darrin, but about halfway through, they're just going to switch Darrins and never, ever make mention of it.

No idea why, but I am in sweet, mad, passionate love with this rumor. We shall marry, but only in Belgium, as it's the only place to marry gossip without pissing on the sanctity of marriage at the same time.

EDIT: Great, now my writing muse wants to go back to my finished novel, "Dead Men in Dark Suits," and edit like mad until I can finally wave it at editors without embarrassment.

You as my friends list now have permission to queue up in an Airplane-esque line and beat the living crap out of her in the most creative way possible. Go for it!

*user shoves her writing muse in the direction of her friends list and waits for the pummeling to commence*

BRIDE OF EDIT: Okay, now she wants me to write an X-Men Movieverse/Queer Eye crossover. You have my permission to shoot her.

SON OF EDIT: ACK! Now it's gay mutant crossover porn!

In the face! Shoot her in the face!

Comments

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

OH that's funny.
Think of the stupid people getting confused.
"Who is THAT guy? Where's Will Ferrell? I will proceed to talk loudly about this confusing matter throughout the rest of the film. Perhaps I will call people on my cell phone and discuss it."

*snerk*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

"Oh, dear, you know who he is. He's (for example) Jack Black, the amusing comedic genius and member of Tenacious D. Sit back and I shall loudly list his entire film career for all of the audience to enjoy."

"Why, I would love to! However, I have run out of Coke. Eh, no matter. I shall simply lean back and raspily slurp air through my straw for the rest of the film."

...

Man, my theater asshats are erudite.

Re: *snerk*

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

"I shall guffaw loudly. Perhaps I shall kick the seat in front of me at random intervals, and noisily crinkle bags of treats obtained from the concessions employee, whom I cursed at due to the exorbitant price of said saccharine confections."

My asshats are now Shakespearean. Shame on them.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

"But first I must protest, forsooth, for do my eyes deceive me, or have the theater employees begun to display vile and infantile productions intended to encourage me to purchase my exorbitantly priced tickets online? Egads, for 'tis entirely possible that we must endure this revolting --

Alas! A preview for 'My Baby's Daddy'! I weep for the future, for it is dark and peppered with much badly digitally enhanced infants."

[djredhawk.livejournal.com]

No doubt it's to represent the television series where Darrin was one man, and then they hired another to fill his spot.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the whole Dick Sargent/Dick York thing...

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice.

Oh, hold on. Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird!

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

This is Logan. Logan wears a lot of denim and plaid, never shaves, and is fighting off the girls with two great big sticks and a team of helpers.

This is Scott. Scott is pretty, and clever, and smartly dressed, and he can barely even keep his girlfriend. I think it's time for a makeover.

... I've never had the opportunity to watch Queer Eye. Redeem my world; write me a nice crossover.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know that. I meant I have no idea why I love the rumor so much.

[ket-makura.livejournal.com]

...woah dude ~*locks and loads*~ soon as I see the whites of her eyes...

[khakigrrl.livejournal.com]

Okay, now she wants me to write an X-Men Movieverse/Queer Eye crossover.

Oooooooh, *please* do it! I've been trying to talk people into this forever. Logan as the straight guy would be so fun.

[musyc]

*laughs hysterically*

Metaquotes! If you agree. ;)

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

You expect me to say no?

(That's a Yes, by the way. Thank you)

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

I agree.
Your icon has put me into an hypnotic trance.
It needs to be done.

*drools on keyboard*

Kurt(fanfic), Northstar(cannon), Colosus(in Ultimate he has a crush on Logan)(and he's still alive there), Mystique(you'd never know), ... we need one more!

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Take your pic. Pyro (movie), Magneto (near-canon), Xavier (ditto), Sunfire (Exiles lesbian version), Gambit (you expect me to believe he doesn't swing every which way but goats?)...

But I would have thought the point, and the preferred method, would be to have the on-show queer guys try and cope with the X-Men. And, from what I've heard, come out on top.