Busy, busy, busy.

[apocalypsos]

I can't really do a "chapters done" update because ... well, because I haven't been finishing chapters. I've been mostly padding action, finishing off more dialogue, trying to get as much framework as possible done so I can knock out chapters in the next three days, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. I figured if I can get the shell of the story up, it's just about getting the walls stuck on and I'll have a full and complete novel for the new year. \o/

My current plans as a present to myself when I finish are making the cheesecake recipe on the back of the bag of these that I bought and possibly eating the whole thing by myself while watching the first season of True Blood. That should go quite nicely with my current plans for New Year's Eve, which pretty much involve finishing off a six-pack of Smirnoff Grape and probably passing out my couch. Oh, boy, my exciting life, let me show you it.

Then again, I ordered a sleeve for Olive. That's exciting, right? Right?!

*headdesk*

Also, I can't remember the last time I ate something. I should probably get around to that sometime before I starve to death.

Oh, hey, guess what? Virginity pledges don't work. Shocking, I know.

From Yahoo, the most absurd movie moments of 2008. Unsurprisingly, sparkly vampire baseball made the list. Heh.

The 12 Most Embarrassing Photos of 2008

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[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

So my boy wandered over while I was on the vampire baseball page, and this happened.

"So what's this vampire baseball bullshit thing?"
"In Twilight, the vampires play baseball."
"So like, did Bella think it would be a great idea --"
"no no no no no"
"-- and like, force them all to play --"
"Oh no, nonono, this is a regular thing. Edward brought her to his family's usual game. Or something. I only read recaps, I don't know."
"That's retarded."


TWILIGHT MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE KIDDING

[cleverthylacine]

I think I would not love Twilight a tenth of what I do if it were even only half so absurd. I can't help it, I *like* me some good crack once in a while and it's among the finest.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I will admit that I love it if only because it amuses me in its horribleness. And somehow that ends ups translating so that I can make fun of my best friend for liking it and she gets to make fun back when I crack jokes about the stupid. Good times. :)

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Really? Signing a piece of paper doesn't quell biological urges? That's absurd!

(hee, oh dear)

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* I also had Nuking the Fridge high on my stupid list. Well, actually a lot of the movie. Really? UFOs? *SERIOUSLY?!?!*