My tolerance only goes so far.

[apocalypsos]

Madison in Eugene, Ore.: What's the latest on Jared and Jensen on Supernatural?
Let's just say that if you happen to look like these dreamy dudes above (and God bless you for it), you should contact the CW right away, because I'm hearing that yes, you guessed it! There just might be a third freaking Winchester brother out there. Hear that? It's the sound of my mind exploding! I'm told that the possible third brother has not been cast, but we'll start hearing rumblings of another son courtesy of Dean and Sam's father John Winchester, aka Jeffrey Dean Morgan, this season. Seriously, does that dead dude get around or what?! Meanwhile, I'm dying to know what you think of this twist and if anyone out there could possibly be delicious enough to pull off the same genetic code as Jensen and Jared. So please comment below, and if you have any casting suggestions, bring 'em!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

*takes deep breath*

-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

Really hate. I mean, I love most of the non-Winchesters on the show. And I love all of the Winchesters. But. BUT. They've already got enough shit going on, this is DUMB, come ON.

That airhead better be wrong, is all I'm saying.

*

Dear Kripke,

If you do try this, I would like to offer you a present. This is a shark.



NOW JUMP, MOTHERFUCKER, JUMP!

*

So, yeah, my tooth pain ... not really helping my mood. *sigh*

Comments

[pekover.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm with you. Do not want.

[likethemodel.livejournal.com]

Ugh. That's horrible.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It's one thing when it's fanfic. But that's fanfic. This has nothing to do with the show, especially at the point they're at in the storyline. It's like if Chuck Bass suddenly realized he was telepathic.

[jellicle.livejournal.com]

This is Kristin we're talking about. I wouldn't spend even a grain of salt on her.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. And yet I get so filled with head-banging rage reading that I can't even see sense with a pair of binoculars. NO. DO NOT WAAAAANT.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

SPOILER: The third Winchester brother is Gambit!1!!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

... that I would like. Somebody needs to write me that.

BUT NOT INTO THE SHOW WHAT THE HELL.

[redfiona99.livejournal.com]

There was a joke somewhere that said they'd got the wrong gender for the missing Summers brother and she was actually a missing sister, Buffy, because we never see her Dad so he might as well be Corsair.

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

Kristin from the E! gossip page?

Yeah. Grain of salt. She's gotten several spoilers from shows I watch (America'sNextTopModelDON'TJUDGEME) absolutely wrong.

She's the journalistic equivalent of throwing darts in a dark room. If she even hits the target, you know it's more from luck than any real talent.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

God, I know, right? And I know this, I know this so well, but all I do is read that and get so HULK SMASH I can't even think straight. God, what a terrible spoiler. Ugh.

[kerri]

Kripke, you'd better not!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Maybe he will be like the mysterious third Summers brother and never appear.

(Otherwise, yeah, no. And also, no. I ended up liking Dawn, but mysteriously late-appearing siblings are just made of DO NOT WANT.)

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

AAAAAH. I just rea this from mrscutedean and i am DISPLEASED.

i think i might stop watching if it comes to that. seriously.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm taking it with a very LARGE grain of salt because Kristin is, in fact, an idiotic famewhore who's mostly built her career on guesses, but at the same time just reading that turns me into Madeline Kahn in Clue. Flames ... on the side of my face ...

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Oh darn. Here I was happy because the first thing I saw on it was basically "JDM spoiler involving his role on Supernatural" and I was all, "Dude, they're bringing him back?!?! OMG YAY"

I should've known better, I suppose. Pffft.

[mrscutedean.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO WITH YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Look at the bright side! It's Kristin! A good chunk of the time she's embarrassingly wrong!

[goddessleila.livejournal.com]

...NO. Not okay.

Didn't they learn from Heroes? Which had not one, but *two* late-added Petrellis? C'mon, you can have awesome characters that aren't related to each other. It *happens,* I swear it does.

[dhark-charlotte.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's like the Brady cousin.

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, bad thought.

If they not only do this, but pull some, "Oh by the way, John left the boys alone a lot so he could sleep with a lot of random women because that was just how bad a father he was!" I will have to beat things with sticks.

I know, I shouldn't worry that far ahead, but if they're honestly considering this I won't put it past them.

*wanders off muttering*

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[xphoenixrising.livejournal.com]

Maybe... it's a cousin, ya know? Mary did come from a family of hunters, after all.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Not if that rumor is true. (Not that there's much chance of that, considering, Kristin's usually full of shit, but still.) And at this point, any family's going to lean very heavily into Scrappy-Doo territory.

[xphoenixrising.livejournal.com]

Oh, no doubt about that. This late in the game... However, I'd be more accepting of a cousin that might show up from time to time as a contact than a brother.

Man, could you imagine how much John!Hate would come back?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could be accepting of any relative they brought in at this point. And I couldn't buy either one of them allowing any sort of "from time to time" relationship with family when they're all they have left.

Ugh. I wouldn't hate John. I'd hate the writers for putting him in the position where I'm supposed to think he's a dick.

[xphoenixrising.livejournal.com]

Oh, I did not realize you had changed your name, trollprincess *delayed reaction*

How're you?

My new theory that I'm posting:

You know, now that I'm thinking (more) about this, there's some episode with a Siren trying to take Sam's coveted place. AND with this spoiler...

"Hi! I'm your new cute little brother! You don't need Sam anymore!" And then they kill him. Because he's actually a siren.

OH MY GOD IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

[xzombiexkittenx.livejournal.com]

Um.

No.

That picture you had of the shark and the Madeline Kahn in Clue quote pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter.

I VOTE ON ON H8 I mean, on this BS. I've just scrupped the WTFness of the last ep out of my mind, I don't need this too.

[medie]

*facepalm*

there is a snarky part of me that's going "bet it's Castiel's host" I doubt the age range is right but gah.

I'm going to remind myself that Kristin is usually a nitwit. Completely off base. Yes. That's what I'm gonna do.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That thought flashed through my mind, too. It'd be an interesting twist and it would relate to the current storyline, and it's maybe the only way I might be able to buy this shit. MIGHT.

[medie]

Yeah, if they want me buying this one, it's gonna take some doing. At least with the Castiel option it'd be an attempt at sensemaking and about the only way I can see it going because I'd go a ways with the "OOOH MEAN." option.

I mean, REALLY. If we need a third Winchester in the mix, can't Castiel take a quick trip back to hell and yank John out? It worked pretty damn good the first time and at least would make more sense than "As The Impala Turns".

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

If we need a third Winchester in the mix, can't Castiel take a quick trip back to hell and yank John out?

I would like to vote for this option. *nods*

"As The Impala Turns"

Hee!!

[medie]

Oh if I could get that option I would dance with glee. I swear, the second we found out how Dean got out, I was like "oh hey! Swing by and grab John next time! He's in there for the same reason Dean was!"

and *G* couldn't resist that one.

[thelalaprincess.livejournal.com]

John's already out...

[tahirire.livejournal.com]

Dear sweet mother of all that is Holy, PLEASE, JUST.NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Ok, my hands are literally shaking. Omg.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seraangel.livejournal.com]

What if it was a Winchester sister? (eg) (runs away)

[treelines.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that would make me finally watch this show or really be glad I couldn't get through the first three episodes.

There would probably be Buffy jokes. That could be fun.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

I don't *hate* the idea, but I don't really like it either. The whole thing with Dean and Sam works. They're two sides of the same yadda. One has connection to the dark, another to the 'light' as some might define the angels although on this show even they're pretty dark. But you get the idea. ;)

Dean and Sam are balanced around things. Bringing in a third just seems kinda pointless.

That said, Kristin has a pretty poor track record, at least from things I've seen/remember.

[animamea.livejournal.com]

I lol'd.

Then I showed it to my friends in the room, and they lol'd.

Then I Stumbled it to some friends who are not in the room. I am waiting for them to reply with "I lol'd!



Dear Officer Kripke and/or internets rumor mongers, et al.,

Don't make me regret saying that Supernatural is the only really awesome thing left on television. If you go the way of Heroes, which is no longer jumping the shark but HOVERING OVER A LAVA POOL OF MUTANT DINOSAUR GOLDFISH WITH BUZZSAW MOUTHS AND FAIRY WINGS, I will destroy you.

DESTROY.

No love,
angry, angry fangirl #576104

[aesvir.livejournal.com]

Wow, if this is true, I might actually send hatemail to TPTB for the first time in my life. o_0

What the hell? After Sera Gamble talking about how Sam and Dean are the emotional core of the show, and Kripke saying how its the bond between the brothers that makes the show work.... Here's hoping it's like the situation with Ben, Dean's "son," with the last-minute reveal that they aren't related after all.

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a bunch of fanfics I've seen. Though the best artwork I'd come across had Chad Michael Murray playing the brother. *snort*


image by camy_sammy

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAAA!! *my spleen just exploded from the horror of that image*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that Supernatural is going to become Charmed??

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

[vampslayer04.livejournal.com]

*snerk* As much as the very idea feels me with horror, I wanna be facetious and say that it's Ben, from The Kids are Alright. I mean, Lisa had a type and all.

*scrubs brain out with bleach*