In which I quietly worry.

[apocalypsos]

I should be okay with my bills. I think. Maybe. Let's see how my teeth end up turning out. I wish my tax stuff would get here so I could get that out of the way. Aaaand the college loan people will probably take that. And then there's the bonus at work, which, hey, I'll bet we don't get this year. And then there's the pay-for-performance bonus for the last half of the year which, HEY, it'd be just my luck if I didn't get it this half.

I'm going to turn into one of those crazy ladies who buys Powerball tickets and starts researching how much yachts are before the numbers are pulled, aren't I? Except I don't want a yacht. What would I buy with $146 million? God, right now I could just go for a root beer float. Okay, first I'll buy a root beer float, and then I'll pay the rest of the money to Jared and Jensen so they'll make out. If they're not already making out.

... well, I think we've firmly established that my brain is already on layoff.

*

Dear Top Chef promos,

I am not, in fact, waiting for Restaurant Wars. I wait for the relay race. That's the shit that makes my season. GIMME.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. Hosea and Leah have moved from slightly cute to "okay, you're creeping me out, don't you two have SOs, stop touching, EW."

Comments

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

RE: Hosea and Leah? I just finished saying that exact same thing to my roommate back in MN.

Not to mention those promo pics? Taken through a window and from a distance? Ewwww.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

This has gone waaaaay past "oh, Ben's poor wife" territory, because there was no way Ben and Ronnie were ever seriously hooking up. This ... this is ... the hand sliding up his chest was just ... NO.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

I'm hearing relationships shattering from HERE. Can you imagine being the other half of either of those relationships and seeing that promo?

The earlier comments about sexual chemistry and snuggling and all aside, man... that was too, too much.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I have this skeevy feeling that if we get a reunion special this year, they'll both be single AND we'll have to hear stupid Andy Cohen actually ask them if they're dating. Which ... ew, it's a showmance, it might be romantic if they didn't both have relationships, and weren't creeps, and didn't seem like they were trying to win Class Couple in the yearbook. MIGHT.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

then I'll pay the rest of the money to Jared and Jensen so they'll make out

I will be your maid if you can make this happen. Though I should state I don't do windows.

[grlnamedlucifer.livejournal.com]

>Hosea and Leah have moved from slightly cute to "okay, you're creeping me out, don't you two have SOs, stop touching, EW."<

God yes. While I personally never found them all that cute to begin with, if the SOs haven't broken up with them already I'll be shocked if they don't after that promo. Seriously, what the hell are those two thinking?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Weeeell, I should probably amend that to slightly cute when it was obviously harmless. Like, when they were being silly and playing cards? That was slightly cute, in that they probably would have made a nice couple if they didn't have SOs.

But then Leah was acting all jealous at the Christmas thing, and they're tag-teaming poor Ariane, and now there are hands sliding up chests, and goddamn it, this is NOT the showmance I asked for.

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

To be fair, if they were both guys; you'd be all about it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Not if they were both in relationships. Cheating's skeevy no matter who's involved.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

hahahah, that video. dude. that is the DIRTIEST commercial I have ever seen!

[writerrising.livejournal.com]

at first that commercial made me go...wtf? but by the end I was laughing so hard.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

(I can't hear the commercial so I don't know if there's a voiceover.) I'm assuming it's French? I doubt that would be shown here....

[modillian.livejournal.com]

:OOOO Why did I watch that commercial. why. O.O