That'll shut 'em up. At least about that one thing.

[apocalypsos]

Obama takes oath of office once again from Roberts because of flub at inauguration.

Great! Now the really crazycakes conservatives can go back to complaining about the stupid birth certificate. Yes, still.

*

I am curled up on the couch with my wee little netbook writing and watching Top Chef reruns. God, I love this thing.

You guys, I am so stressed out. If I could afford to go pay for a massage, I totally would. It's not about money or my job, not right now anyway, just the writing. I want to get this book done in the worst way. I started it about this time last year and I think I'm having such a hard time getting my ass in gear to finish because I'm ashamed it's taken me this long to finish. I know I can do better. I will do better. There is no reason I can't finish 300k this year. NONE. Hmph.

I think I would get more done if Rahm Emanuel came to my house when I'm feeling lazy, called me a lazy motherfucker, and glared at me until I finished the chapters I need to finish.

Comments

[marag.livejournal.com]

I think we would *all* get more done if Rahm Emanuel would do that. ::tries to imagine him standing over me, glaring::

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the wingnuts really do not need anything else to complain about.

Also, shut up, John Boehner.

Rahm Emanuel would totally be an awesome motivator. I really sort of want a Rahm clone to help me grade papers - except I think there would be too much profanity in the comments.

[mercurydraconix.livejournal.com]

surely there is video or audio content online somewhere that would allow you to put together your own ... motivational video.

OR THERE SHOULD BE.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

I think Rahm Emanuel and Gordon Ramsay should open up a business on the side called Motivation through Invective. Or maybe just a reality TV show.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Rahm, Gordon, and Henry Rollins... the Unholy Trinity of Motivation.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Things like this are the sociological equivalent of Bill Engvall's sign.

Joe from Accounting may look normal and in fact be a whiz with numbers. But if you overhear him at the bar after work saying 'OMG Obama is not President because he flubbed his acceptance speech' (or 'Obama's birth certificate is false!!!) then you know Joe is a stupid moron.

Life is easier when the stupid morons are more obvious.

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

I'm glad he did.
Honest mistake from Chief Justice or not, I wish someone whould have smacked him with a ruler or sth.
That's why I was much amused with Biden's joke yesterday.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

But it was so IMPORTANT!!!!!!

"Klaatu barata *mumblemumble*!"

:: hordes of ravening undead swarm over National Mall ::

See?

Oh, wait, that's not how it happened? Then I got nothin'.

*snerk*