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[apocalypsos]

All right, that's it. I say we cancel February. God knows, it's short, cold, useless, and a brutal kick to much underused sex organs right around the 14th.

Oh, and today I figured out just how absolutely perfect a nickname Captain Asshat is. The man said something so mind-numbingly stupid I could only stare, and somewhere in the back of my head, John Bender said, "I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights."

See?! Genius, I tell you!

Also, I don't plan on watching, but wouldn't it be great if Bush was just brutally honest in his State of the Union address? Just got up there, took a nice deep breath, said, "Well, we're all fucked," then walked quietly off camera.

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Re: Come on, don't leave us hanging...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Bugger. Sorry about the multiple posts. They should all have been deleted. Anyway, Valentine's Day is social Darwinism. Those who have partners drizzle chocolate on each other. Those without partners gorge on chocolate until they suspect no one will love them anymore. It is a vicious conspiracy between the bakers and personal trainer!