HEE!

[apocalypsos]

Two things:

1. Oh, hon, join the club. We have T-shirts now! And lots of us find that really attractive in a straight guy.
2. Colin, is that you?

Heh.

So, yeah. Today I went to Panera and then went to my parents's house and now I'm back home and I have accomplished nothing. At least it feels that way. I have made that list of story ideas to work on, and I've had a throbbing headache all damn day so there's that.

Considering what a bug-eyed little alien-esque kid she was, I'm impressed by how pretty and well-put-together Dakota Fanning is turning out to be. Granted, as the GFY girls point out, this could change any minute now, but at least she's got two up on Taylor Momsen, who keeps wearing skirts and dresses hemmed to within microscopic view of her reproductive system and didn't seem to know what to do with her hair after she gave herself Shelley Long's mullet from the Brady Bunch movies with safety scissors. (I think Taylor Momsen is pretty, I do. Just ... I'm amazed I haven't spotted underwear yet, is all.)

6 Inspiring Rags to Riches Stories (That Are Bullshit)

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[thexpuzzler.livejournal.com]

2. Colin, is that you?

That made me giggle-snort. For two minutes straight.
*dies*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Really? You want to sit on his back, with lots of leather in-between? *has slightly other ideas ...*

[lyra-wing.livejournal.com]

I am AMAZED by that secret! Where are the straight men in fandom?! They're like 1 in a million, literally.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

That Kurt Warner story was interesting, or should I say, his wife's story is interesting.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

I used to know this dog-breeder down in Los Angeles who raised Australian sheep doggies and was pretty well-known. One day a girl and her father dropped by to buy a new puppy; it was Dakota Fanning and her dad. While Dakota looked at the puppies, the dad started talking about their old dog, who had just died. He started getting a little choked up about it and my friend said, with some incredulity, that Dakota comforted him -- comforted him -- by talking about how the dog had had a wonderful long life and they should be grateful for all the time they had together.

This was quite a while ago, so she had to be, like, SEVEN at the time.

That is just. not. normal. Talk about an old, old soul.

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

I find it a bit more difficult to believe that a straight man would follow/participate in fandom secrets, more than the actual secret itself.

That being said, fake or not, I heartily approve.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

That secret made me so happy :D :D :D

And yeah, totally Colin.

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

Two things:

1. Oh, hon, join the club. We have T-shirts now! And lots of us find that really attractive in a straight guy.

Where can I get my shirt? :P

2. Colin, is that you?

hehehehehee

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

T-SHIRTS? WHATWHERENOW?

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

P.S. Dakota Fanning is kind of amazing to me. She's 14 and she... looks 14. There aren't even kids around here like that. Hell, put a picture of Fanning next to a picture of Ali Lohan and just boggle at the massive boob job difference.

[writerrising.livejournal.com]

you should have seen my natural chest at 14. lol. I was average weight with a C cup.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

LOL. Bring on the stirrups.

[amalthia]

lol, thanks for sharing that secret. And your comments were awesome.