Dear Jared (and Jensen),
STOP THAT.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. If you're going to star in slasher flicks, which I hate with very few exceptions, the least you could do is find some weird avant-garde horror movie with a halfway-decent script in which I have less of a chance of seeing the entire female cast topless and more of a chance of seeing both of you naked.
P.P.S. Or just stop being in horror movies altogether. There is that.
STOP THAT.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. If you're going to star in slasher flicks, which I hate with very few exceptions, the least you could do is find some weird avant-garde horror movie with a halfway-decent script in which I have less of a chance of seeing the entire female cast topless and more of a chance of seeing both of you naked.
P.P.S. Or just stop being in horror movies altogether. There is that.