My review of "Friday the 13th" (and by extension, My Bloody Valentine)

[apocalypsos]

Dear Jared (and Jensen),

STOP THAT.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. If you're going to star in slasher flicks, which I hate with very few exceptions, the least you could do is find some weird avant-garde horror movie with a halfway-decent script in which I have less of a chance of seeing the entire female cast topless and more of a chance of seeing both of you naked.

P.P.S. Or just stop being in horror movies altogether. There is that.

Comments

[paranoidgrl.livejournal.com]

Does this mean that you've seen Friday the 13th?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yes, unfortunately.

Jared is very pretty straddling a motorcycle.

That's ... all I've got, really.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME. ;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I LOVE HIM, I SWEAR. AND HIS FIVE-MILE-LONG LEGS STRADDLING A MOTORCYCLE. ;D

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

DUH. ♥

I do agree with your statement of him GETTING NAKED, though. While I shallowly enjoyed Willa Ford's naked wake-boarding, I could've done without BREE. Like, at all.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

THAT MOTORCYCLE LOOKED SO WEEEEEEE.

I could have done without so many, you know? I'm not even a prude or anything, but by the fourth set of tits I was all, "Yaaaaaaawn. Now we can has Padacock?"

My audience approved of him, if nothing else. When he finally showed up on screen, most of the women in the audience were like, \o/

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

I think a fic where Dean and Sam mock the stupidity of all the characters in slasher films is required. At length. And then Dean cheerfully molests some girl in the back row, while Sam sighs and tries not to listen.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

I'm a little horrified that they used their break from SPN to film...more SPN, but gorier and with more breasts and less plot and totally devoid of the awesomeness. Are they actively trying to be typecast, or have they already been typecast so they decided to just give up and go with it?

[brigidsblest.livejournal.com]

I...don't have much of a problem with that, actually. If they have to be typecast, at least it's in a genre I like. I'd be very WOEZ if they got typecast into doing westerns.

...then again...Jensen...leather chaps...dusty boots...spurs...

I take it back.

well...i haven't seen F13 yet...

[catdancerz.livejournal.com]

but i thought jensen got more face time and more acting in PER EPISODE than he got in the whole movie of MBV...on the OTHER hand, its made almost 60 million bucks in gross revenues in less than a month so...um...maybe he'll actually get a decent script offer next and a role with some um...more content in it? and damn, he sure is pretty...

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

So, not worth going to see, then? *sigh* I guess I'll make do with a rental or something. :(

[titti]

I haven't seen it yet, but it's Jason and a chainsaw, that's all I need. *g*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, there's no chainsaw, but there is Jason, so. :)

I just ... I'm not a big fan of slasher movies anyway, but they were going on and on in one of the specials about how they had all these shiny new deaths, and they were all pretty run of the mill. *shrugs*

[titti]

See, now I'm really disappointed. I wanted the chainsaw.

I have 0 expectations when I watch slasher movies, or gory episodes of SPN, so I'm always happy, but I understand your point.

with you 100%

[catchmyfancy.livejournal.com]

I'm annoyed with both of them. They have TALENT. Mr A more than Mr P, but that's just my observation and it could be because he's been doing it longer, but anyway. Pretty please could they look for some decent projects or at least do something outside the genre or (working off The BIG Thing That Makes Supernatural Work) something together? Or get better agents with more imagination. Or SOMETHING.