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Jan. 22nd, 2004 09:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosMy paycheck didn't arrive in the mail today as it usually does.
I know it's probably because of the holiday, and I'd better damn well get it tomorrow considering how many hours I worked last week.
If it isn't here tomorrow, I send in my flying monkeys.
And if I call up tomorrow morning and they give me some bullshit story about not getting my timecard, I take the diapers off the monkeys before I send them to attack. Try scrubbing that off your windshields, dumbass.
EDIT: Random thought while cleaning my room ... I think I love my mommy, if only for teaching me seemingly insignificant tips that have kept me from being grossly humiliated in public.
I know it's probably because of the holiday, and I'd better damn well get it tomorrow considering how many hours I worked last week.
If it isn't here tomorrow, I send in my flying monkeys.
And if I call up tomorrow morning and they give me some bullshit story about not getting my timecard, I take the diapers off the monkeys before I send them to attack. Try scrubbing that off your windshields, dumbass.
EDIT: Random thought while cleaning my room ... I think I love my mommy, if only for teaching me seemingly insignificant tips that have kept me from being grossly humiliated in public.
