I am watching the "Make Me A Supermodel" model introduction show.

[apocalypsos]

A few thoughts:

1. LEONID! Leonid sent in an audition tape! Oh, honey, why didn't you wear the glittery wings and the foot-high platforms?! *dies*

2. Stick Figure Clark Kent looks a thousand times hotter with his glasses on. He is, however, fantastically adorable even without them, and people apparently always think he's gay (*cough*), and I kinda want to climb him like a tree.

3. Chris, the one in the commercials who prides himself on being androgynous? Wow. Yeah. Uh, all he needs during this preview is a nice set of tits. I'm just sayin'.

4. Salome is freaking adorable. And she was raised Mennonite, so there's all these cute photos of her, like, wearing a kerchief and a dowdy dress and looking wee and sweet.

5. Jonathan is British. He can keep talking as looooong as he wants. Preferably shirtless. Chocolate-coated CHRIST, you guys, the hipbones.

6. I hate Branden. Haaaaate. He screams "ginormous douchebag."

7. Amanda's sweet. And her baby's adorable. And for someone who had a baby nine months ago, holy CRAP, she looks amazing.

8. Mountaha is lovely. I'm torn between wanting to look like Salome and Mountaha. Wow.

9. BWAHAHAHAHA. I wish they were keeping Sterling. Oh, man, the lack of underwear and the Woodstock wear.

10. I want to do incredibly naughty things to Sandhurst. And Jonathan. Maybe together. YUM.

And also:

THEY'RE GIVING THEM A FUCKING ALLIGATOR?!

\O/

Comments

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

I hope that subject Colin to the "we're going to throw you into gay, gay situations!" photoshoots. That would please me.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, they did show "This season on MMaS ..." clips and they''re definitely having a nude photoshoot, so there's that. :)