No, for real.

[apocalypsos]

Marry me, Stick Figure Clark Kent.

He hits EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE of my real life kinks. He's tall, he's dark-haired, he's brilliant, he's shy. And the thing is, guys who look like Jensen and Jared and Thore? I clam up around guys like that. Stick Figure Clark Kent is the sort of guy I cannot stop talking around. I go full dork around them.

I want one. Someone please get me one for Easter.

*grabbyhands*

EDIT: Huh. According to a couple of people in the F!S comments who've caught a few interviews with Hosea and Leah, they both got dumped by their SOs after the show. So ... there's that, I guess.

Comments

[ejayye.livejournal.com]

OMG...HE'S GORGEOUS!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Waaaaaaant.

[anoel.livejournal.com]

Wow he's totally hot. And you're not kidding about Clark Kent.

[aerynvala.livejournal.com]

EDIT: Huh. According to a couple of people in the F!S comments who've caught a few interviews with Hosea and Leah, they both got dumped by their SOs after the show. So ... there's that, I guess.

Hah! Good. Such skanks, the both of them.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. According to one of the comments, Leah said in an interview that when she got home, she came clean with her boyfriend (but played it down as just the kiss), he forgave her, and then when the season started, he was like, "Uh, that's not just a kiss, that's a kiss and a half-season worth of heavy flirting," and dumped her.

[aerynvala.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's impressively fuckwitted on her part. Did she think he wouldn't watch? oy I am SO ready for it to be next Wednesday!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'll bet any amount of money she didn't think it counted as anything until the actual kiss, as if saying, "I have a boyfriend, so it can't turn into anything," automatically clears her to freely flirt and snuggle and act all jealous around him.

God, they annoy the piss out of me. The more I dwell on it, the more I seriously hope he doesn't win.

[aerynvala.livejournal.com]

You know, I'll bet you're right. People are so good at lying to themselves to get what they want.

Hosea shouldn't win, not just because he's a douchebag but because he is clearly the inferior chef. I think I hate him more than I hated Lisa. And god did I hate her.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

My favorite thing out of this finale is that for all that Carla is the underdog, if you look back on everything all season, Carla's won one more challenge than Hosea has. They've both had one Quickfire win but she's won one more Elimination, and she's in the top group more than he has. He's so worried about Stefan (as well he should), he's completely forgetting that Carla's proven herself a better chef than him as well.

I don't hate him more than Lisa, but I definitely don't like him much lately.

[aerynvala.livejournal.com]

I LOVE how well Carla is doing. She had to grow on me, but I really like her now. I didn't realize she'd won more Elimination challenges than he had, that's so cool.

Hosea and Stefan really loathe each other, it's kind of funny. I think they're both in danger of letting that rivalry cause them to overlook Carla's skill. I did not think she could pull off the oyster stew last night, and she ended up winning.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I love that when it started, we were all like, "God, Red Fraggle's such a FLAKE," and now I'd place bets she's the favorite to take Fan Favorite. (I think it's between her and Fabio, but nearly every fan I've run into seems to be rooting for her to win the whole damn thing, so. *shrugs*)

She seems to be picking up speed whereas those two seem to be floundering as they reach the finale. I hope it pans out like that in the end. I won't be angry if Stefan wins, either -- he's smug, but God knows he's earned the win -- but Hosea ... ugh.

[aerynvala.livejournal.com]

Fabio is adorable. He cracks me up with his malapropisms. And he's so very charming. :D I can't believe how well he did with a broken finger in that one challenge. heh

Carla's goofiness really overshadowed her skills and charm at first, so I'm glad she was able to stay around long enough to show those other sides off.

I am with you eleventy hundred percent re: Stefan and Hosea.