You know what someone should write me?

[apocalypsos]

A J2 high school AU where they're about the same age and best friends and hang out all the time because, hey, they're the only two bisexual guys they know, and they both have crushes on one another but they don't want to ruin what they have, and then this one night they get really wasted and have a threesome with this girl in their class before she moves away. And they both sort of drift apart after high school and don't really talk, until one day they find out that Threesome Girl passed away and had a kid and didn't know which one of them was the dad so now they have to raise her together.

Yes, I kinda want a My Two Dads AU. It would make it even more awesome if it were set in the early '90s. Also, if they have the giant car chair.

Hey, at least I didn't suggest the Golden Girls J2 story where they're all old and sharing a house. Although I'm not sure if Jensen would live there, since Jeff would be Sophia, Jared would be Dorothy, Chad would be Blanche, and someone really just needs to start a J2 sitcom AU comm so I can stop trying to figure out who'd be Rose.

If somebody does an Arrested Development AU, Jensen should be George Michael and Jared should be Maeby. And Chad can be Steve Holt. (STEVE HOLT. \o/)

... okay, I'll shut up and go try to finish my damn novel.

EDIT: Never mind. Misha would be Rose.

Comments

[angels3.livejournal.com]

Oh I thought you were going to say either Top Chef or Project Runway J2 *snickers*

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I'm personally questing for a 'Girls Next Door AU'. I totally don't judge.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

...Wow. I REMEMBER My Two Dads. This is a BIG FEAT because I was born in '86.

*Uses this icon because it's keywords are TOTALLY relevant*

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

Golden Girls J2 story where they're all old and sharing a house.

YES PLEASE.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

Re: Golden Girls - Jensen would be the man from Jared's past who reappeared and swept Jared off his feet. Misha would be happy for him, Chad would try to get Jensen for himself (because Jared wouldn't know what to do with such a stud) and Jeff would predict a disastrous ending, based on something that happened when he was a girl boy in Sicily Seattle.

[ephemerall.livejournal.com]

it would be great if they decided not to do a paternity test because they don't really want to know which one of them is her biological father... Yeah. You're really making me want to write this, very badly. You're EVIL.

[ephemerall.livejournal.com]

so, ok, does your idea about the high school AU have to be EXACTLY as you put it? Like would you take it if, say, the boys mess around with each other and keep it under wraps, and then have a threesome...

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

Um, I know the fandoms don't really mesh so much these days, but if anyone should be Rose it should totally be Michael Rosenbaum.