Forget a button you can push that gives you bacon.

[apocalypsos]

I would give anything right now for a button that makes hot tea magically appear at your computer desk, refills it when you run out, and washes, dries, and puts the cup away when you finish.

We're not really getting pounded with snow today, which is kinda hilarious. Usually if it snows anywhere on the East Coast, we somehow get hit, because we're right in the path of pretty much everything EVER. But from the sounds of things, we're getting LESS snow. It amuses me more than it should that we're looking at maybe three or four inches and are like, "Eh, that's nothing," while meanwhile down in DC you guys are getting a foot of snow and people in charge are, like, swooning onto fainting couches all, "OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE OF SNOWFLAKES YOU GUYS." Dollars to donuts says the entire Obama family can't stop giggling at everybody today and everybody who's been in DC forever is like, "IT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU GUYS. THE SKY GNOMES ARE ATTACKING US WITH ICE SHAVINGS. WHERE IS YOUR FEAR?!"

I didn't get any writing done yesterday and if I don't suddenly acquire the magical tea button I may not get any writing done today. The universe needs to bring me a magical tea button or a monkey butler or a long-suffering but helpful roommate so that I don't have to get up to get drinks when I want to write.

Also, apparently that place in Costa Rica that Mel and Mike won a trip to last night? HUGE gay getaway, hence why Mike's been there before and loves it. Someone on the TWoP boards said they HAD to have been saving that for Mel and Mike, since it's such a gay mecca most of the other teams wouldn't have any fun there. Heh.

Comments

[looleebelle.livejournal.com]

Dollars to donuts says the entire Obama family can't stop giggling at everybody today and everybody who's been in DC forever is like, "IT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU GUYS. THE SKY GNOMES ARE ATTACKING US WITH ICE SHAVINGS. WHERE IS YOUR FEAR?!"

HAHAHA! That's hilarious. Heee! I have the same problem with the heat over here - my family are back home freaking out "liek whoa it's 35C" and I'm like "yeah whoopdedooda - it's 46C here and it's only 11am."

I love it. The snow? Yeah, not so much. I think I'd be in the "I'm scared" group when it comes to snow.

[storm-maven.livejournal.com]

And they probable hear my daughter down there cackling as well. Shes She'sthe only one in her college thats that'sused to bad snow storms. All of her roommates are freaking out!

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

It's so true. The DC office for the Congressman I work for was missing most of its staff today, haha. SNOOOOW.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

"I would give anything right now for a button that makes hot tea magically appear at your computer desk, refills it when you run out, and washes, dries, and puts the cup away when you finish."

I want a butler!

[animamea.livejournal.com]

Look... I need to give you some metaquotes love. You can't stop it. It's going to happen.