Oh, I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating the female reproductive system.

[apocalypsos]

So Jess went out the other day bright and ridiculously early to get the Twilight DVD.

I dug myself my own grave, is what I did. I read the books because damn it, if I'm going to make fun, I'm going into the battle of wits well-armed. And then I passed the books on to Jess, who passed them on to everybody we know, and I am currently the only one who doesn't develop a serious case of flappyhands over them. I have unintentionally made a small crowd of Twilight fans.

I've got Jess swooning over Edward and our friend Amy telling me she wants to be a Cullen more than anything else in the world. I NEED HELP.

I think my favorite part of the whole thing is that after Jess got the DVD, brought it home, and proceeded to watch it over and over again like a monkey with a pleasure button in a science experiment, her mom -- to her never-ending horror -- found Jacob hot. Is it bad that I'm waiting for real-life wank?

Comments

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLECHOKE*

That's TOO funny.

[thornsilver]

her mom -- to her never-ending horror -- found Jacob hot

Just how old is her mother? *is looking for brain bleach*

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Dude, I would LOVE to be a Cullen. They are kind of amazingly awesome.

[lovetheboys.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, do I sympathize. My two closest friends both like Twilight, although one of them acknowledges she doesn't know why because it's tripe. The other one, though...she just flat-out adores it. She thinks it's the best thing ever.

And I have to resist yelling, "What is wrong with you!?" at my earnest friend, because, really? She's read worse stuff (was obsessed with Cassie Edwards books in HS, for instance) but she's read a lot better, too...

[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

I have heard tell that the actor commentaries are priceless...

We went to see the movie in the theaters for the simple purpose of making fun of it. Dad thought it was "cute" and "sweet". Then again, Dad is sekritly a 13-year-old fangirl.

[pen37.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I want to rent the movie just to watch the actor commentary. XD

[bethos.livejournal.com]

What a horrifying thought.

It's a plague. A PLAGUE.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Just last night, my mother asked me to find her the sheet music "to that song Edward Cullen plays on the piano."

"I mean, I know he wasn't really playing it--"

"No, he was."

"HE WAS?" *GLEE*

*FACEPALM*

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. My best friend adores Twilight. She at least has the good sense to call it her Cheez Whiz, though, and not pretend that it's art.

(I don't mock her about Edward. She doesn't mock me about RPF. This is how we remain friends.)