People should keep me away from the candy aisle.

[apocalypsos]

I can't find the link to the original but I was thinking about Gummi Bear Theater lately. I blame Misha, the big goober.

Gummi Bear Theater



This is Jensen. He is absolutely NOT Brad Pitt, but he is delicious and tastes like lemon.



This is Danneel. She is clearly evil. (Not pictured: The nun she's punching.)



Here we see Jensen and Danneel having an apologetic meeting with the puppy she kicked, played with Oscar-worthy depth and emotion by my squeezy squeaky squirrel.



This is Genevieve. She's probably not a beard. Maybe. Possibly.



This is Jared, pictured here with the Padacock released into the wild. (Not pictured: His ludicrously ginormous muscles, or that scary hairy thing that crawled onto his face and won't leave.)



Pictured: Jared's muscles. Mmm, muscles.



And this is Misha. Yes, I drew a smiley face on a gummi bear with a Sharpie.



Once upon a time in front of a room full of fangirls, Misha stood behind Jared and bent him over. The Padacock was not amused. Misha, however, was thrilled. (See, now you see why I needed the smile.)



Jared and Jensen share a mortgage, can't stop touching each other, and eat thick red meat together. None of those imply anything.



Genevieve and Danneel are not amused by Jensen and Jared's lack of implications.



Misha, however, is so damn happy his super-secret J2 PWP fic just came true he may never stop making Paul Gross arms or wipe that smile off his face. (Well, it IS drawn on with permanent marker.)



Misha was so happy he did a victory lap on the Padacock. Er, no blowjob pun intended.



And they all lived happily ever after in one big yummy sugary pile. Mmm, orgy.

Comments

[shehasathree]

omg LOL! i especially like the one where Genevieve and Danneel are being all orange and green and huffy!

[macbyrne.livejournal.com]

You are brilliant and made of win and awesome, but I greatly fear the gummy bears may be scarred for life. Quick, EAT 'EM!!!

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Not the Misha one. I don't think Sharpies are good to eat. :(

[thornsilver]

People should keep me away from the candy aisle.

Yes, they should.

*iz traumatized*

[minim_calibre]

Hee! Best CWRPF I have read all week.

[isabeau.livejournal.com]

.................I love you. *dies laughing* That is awesome

[narrelle.livejournal.com]

I will never eat gummi bears again. I mean, I didn't before, but now I would feel both cannibalistic and dirty.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA FOR THE EPIC SUGARY WIN! xD

[modillian.livejournal.com]

XD

Mmm, Jared's muscles! Now I want a pile of gummi worms.

[eilonwy.livejournal.com]

Wow. I ... have no words.

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

That is the most AWESOME and BEAUTIFUL piece of trufax I have ever seen...

*feeds you more sugar*

[fyrdrakken]

I find myself reminded of a little song my sister used to sing in a baby-girl voice:

ABC, LSD,
Gummi bears are chasing me,
One is red and one is blue,
And two are fucking on my shoe.

[mylenn.livejournal.com]

Padacock! LOL Love it!

[nynxlynx.livejournal.com]

Um...the Padacock? The way it curves and snakes around all sugar-sparkly (and is seven times as long as Jared is tall)? LOL! I think this was brilliantly inspired. Or inspiredly brilliant. Or...y'know, awesome.

[lucywiggin.livejournal.com]

That was...quite awesome. What were you smoking? *g*

[potthead.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! XD This definitely made my day. :D

[annella.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I really needed the laughs this gave me. XD THE GIANT PADACOCK! THE PILE OF MUSCLES! XDDDDDD