Oh, for fuck's sake.

[apocalypsos]

You know why I don't believe in a God? Because if there were a just and righteous deity out there, he would have seen these two attention-whoring jackholes going to Mexico for their honeymoon even though there was a possible PANDEMIC starting up there at the time, and then going out to the beach dressed JUST LIKE THAT, and then he didn't give it to them anyway.

Then again, I still think they deserve the swine flu just for that atrocious photo shoot at the Everything's $1 Store while actual poor people tried to shop in the background. Also, they were Palin supporters. And I can't even laugh at Heidi's Praise Jesus! Twitter, because it's fucking Heidi, and I think Jesus deserves a better level of supporter.

I DON'T EVEN WATCH THE HILLS. WHAT THE FUCK.

*headdesk*

*

Okay, okay. I still haven't finished chapter nine, so I'm going to go get that out of the way. (What? It's hard. The relationship-drama chapters have been the hardest ones so far.)

Comments

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

Viruses are small enough to get through masks so hopefully they'll get what they were almost litrally asking for.

I forget what Bible story it was, but there was something about not testing God. I feel like this counts and perhaps he'll forsake them :)

[bexone.livejournal.com]

masks are useless in keeping an average healthy non healthcare/caregiver person from catching the flu, unless they keep them on 24/7 or maintain excellent handwashing and non-face-touching hygiene as well (which, you know, works just as well without wearing a sign on your face that says "hi i'm a douchenozzle, ask me how!") the only thing that masks come in handy for is if an actually sick person has no choice but to be out in public for whatever reason.

on the positive side, the people who encountered them on their honeymoon didn't actually have to wait for them to open their mouths to know that they were douchenozzles and best avoided if at all possible, so there's that.

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

Jesus wept.

[mylenn.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe somepeople. Too dumb to live.