FF.net is my bitch once again!

Well, okay, maybe not. But it is A bitch, so that should count for something.

Took me long enough of trying, because for some ungodly reason it kept refusing to take the file (you'd think I'd offered it a jarful of monkeypox or something), but Fanfiction.net finally let me upload Logan's diary. Woohoo!

*sigh*

You know, if I had a Hugh Jackman clone for every time FF.net f***ed up on me, I'd have a special "nice to meet you" gift for every woman and gay man I came across for the rest of my life, and everybody would love me.

Actually, everybody would love their Hugh Jackman clones, probably in all kinds of fun ways and positions, but let's not nitpick, 'kay?

Channel surfing

Just caught myself watching "Benny and Joon." *sigh* There should be more poker games where you could win Johnny Depp.

Okay, he wasn't exactly won, but in our poker games, you would win him. And you'd get a different Johnny Depp depending on how good your winning hand is and whether or not you like him in eyeliner. For example, a royal flush gets either "Pirates of the Caribbean" Johnny or "Benny and Joon" Johnny, whereas winning with a high pair gets ... hell, I don't know. "Ed Wood" Johnny. Or, ooo -- "Blow" Johnny!

Wait, that didn't come out how I thought it would.

And at the end of the night, the loser has to take home Richard Grieco. It's genius, I tell you. Genius!

Wow, am I drunk ...

My parents are away for the night, so I raided my mother's Smirnoff Ice stash.

At one drink, I was buzzed. At two, I am now pretty much drunk. I could soooo go for another one, but I'm in my bedroom right now and navigating the steps while drunk is not something I'm really looking forward to. (I'm lucky I'm one of those giddy, happy drunks. Otherwise, this would be really pathetic. Yeah. Okay.)

God, I'm such a cheap drunk. I mean, I'm very lightweight and I hardly ever get to drink, so being a cheap drunk is understandable. And, considering my usual bank statement, advantageous.

But jeez ... you try typing when you're drunk. I keep debating whether I should keep using my fingers or whether I should give up all pretense and smash my face repeatedly into the keyboard.

Oh, yeah. Definitely need another one.