This list might possibly set off the apocalypse. And you can quote me on it.

Okay, here's what me and digitalodyssey decided last night, since picking out names turned out to be a four-hour long affair. (Seriously. That's four hours of my life I'm never getting back, along with some brain cells I killed and my inner child, who was scared off and emotionally scarred by at least seven or eight of the couples on the list. She's currently huddled in a corner in my brain, eating chocolate, rocking back and forth and muttering, "Can't sleep, slash will eat me ...")

We figured that everybody could just pick the couple from the list they'd most like to pair up in a story, since assigning these would just be cruel. (See, you think this sounds simple now. I got Lorne/Jubilee and I consider myself lucky.) Just call it when you pick them so that we don't have two of any of these pairings running around on the internet.

And grab alcohol. Trust me, you'll understand why when you see the list. *user shakes her head and wonders how to get a hyperactive Chinese-American mutant together with a karaoke demon from Pylea ... sheesh ...*

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As my brother and I were coming home from seeing "Pirates," we drove the back way and ended up at this three-way intersection in the middle of nowhere. The weird thing was, there was this rooster just casually trying to walk in front of the cars driving past. It took Bryan and me about five seconds of dawning comprehension before we died laughing.

We also figured out, after looking around at the intersection, the answer to that eternal question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Just so you know, the answer is, "To get away from the deli."