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Jul. 19th, 2003
Why is it that every time my parents leave for the weekend, all six cats suddenly become mini-vomit launchers? And it's not like they spread it out over the two-day weekend. Oh, no ... as soon as my parents leave, I inevitably look at the nearest cat and says something along the lines of, "Well, it's just you and me, pal."
And that's when he hurls.
My ego can't take this kind of abuse, you know. 'Cause trust me, nothing makes you feel like going into the bathroom and doing a full-body exfoliate and a three-hour-long hair conditioning treatment like being the visual on-switch for a cat's gag reflex.
I think I'm going to go outside and get myself a tan to make myself feel better. You know, unless there's some sort of gag reflex on the sun that I could trigger by being out there. It probably involves a wall of flames that engulfs the planet and incinerates humankind, which would probably make it even more of a bitch to clean up than cat vomit.
Then again, considering the conversation I had with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
uberbitsch here, I say, bring it on! I <3 the apocalyptic end of humankind! Especially if it gets me laid!
And that's when he hurls.
My ego can't take this kind of abuse, you know. 'Cause trust me, nothing makes you feel like going into the bathroom and doing a full-body exfoliate and a three-hour-long hair conditioning treatment like being the visual on-switch for a cat's gag reflex.
I think I'm going to go outside and get myself a tan to make myself feel better. You know, unless there's some sort of gag reflex on the sun that I could trigger by being out there. It probably involves a wall of flames that engulfs the planet and incinerates humankind, which would probably make it even more of a bitch to clean up than cat vomit.
Then again, considering the conversation I had with
uberbitsch here, I say, bring it on! I <3 the apocalyptic end of humankind! Especially if it gets me laid!
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Jul. 19th, 2003 02:49 pmIn the middle of watching the first Terminator, and I just keep thinking about Edward Furlong. I know he wasn't hired for the third one because of the whole drug thing, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it were because Nick Stahl actually looks more like the scruffy spawn of Linda Hamilton and 80s!Michael Biehn than Edward Furlong. I think it's some sort of unshaven, pug-nosed, wide-eyed, blond thing.
I bet Edward Furlong watches the T3 commercials and wishes his mother had been a buff-colored pug dog. And that he could grow facial hair.
EDIT: Argh! My little brother is not allowed to have any more friends if they're going to call during important moments in history like Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese having sex! The nerve and psychic abilities of some people's children!
I bet Edward Furlong watches the T3 commercials and wishes his mother had been a buff-colored pug dog. And that he could grow facial hair.
EDIT: Argh! My little brother is not allowed to have any more friends if they're going to call during important moments in history like Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese having sex! The nerve and psychic abilities of some people's children!
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Jul. 19th, 2003 06:45 pmJust realized that I've had on a green mud mask for the past four hours and I completely forgot about it. At least I'm home alone, but considering my movie marathon and what I'm downloading right now, the only people who have seen me like this all day long are Scruffy!Nick Stahl, Nekkid!Michael Biehn, and Nekkid!Robert Patrick.
Did you know you can see Nekkid!Robert's little Terminator in the DVD? Seriously. Now I've seen him naked and he's seen me looking like Shrek. I think it's a fair exchange. :)
Did you know you can see Nekkid!Robert's little Terminator in the DVD? Seriously. Now I've seen him naked and he's seen me looking like Shrek. I think it's a fair exchange. :)
Watching "Trading Spaces"
Jul. 19th, 2003 09:43 pmACK! Hildi pureed Barney the dinosaur and hosed his remains all over her assigned room! I don't know whether to hug her or to hug her so hard her ribs snap inward and skewer several important organs.
And Kia's apparently hanging instruments from the ceiling. I only wish I were omitting "of torture" from that sentence to hide some sort of surprise ending where the homeowners see the room she gave them and hate it (not the surprise part), and strangle her with the chains she attached to the ceiling (now, there's a surprise I can get behind).
Also, it's nice to see Hildi save money by stealing a couch from Barbie's Dream House and nuking it until it mutates and grows. I hope the homeowners don't sit on it, as it probably eats unsuspecting humans who come anywhere near it. (Which is probably why Hildi could get a hold of it.)
Why anyone allows these two to design anything bigger than a dollhouse is reasoning I don't even want to begin to comprehend. *user shudders*
And Kia's apparently hanging instruments from the ceiling. I only wish I were omitting "of torture" from that sentence to hide some sort of surprise ending where the homeowners see the room she gave them and hate it (not the surprise part), and strangle her with the chains she attached to the ceiling (now, there's a surprise I can get behind).
Also, it's nice to see Hildi save money by stealing a couch from Barbie's Dream House and nuking it until it mutates and grows. I hope the homeowners don't sit on it, as it probably eats unsuspecting humans who come anywhere near it. (Which is probably why Hildi could get a hold of it.)
Why anyone allows these two to design anything bigger than a dollhouse is reasoning I don't even want to begin to comprehend. *user shudders*