Hee.

I spent so much time shopping yesterday, I didn't even get to post. Ah, the disadvantages of shopping lag. *sigh*

Of course, the advantage of shopping lag is you wake up in a pile of bags from several different stores feeling the deep-seated desire to rip the tags off of something and lovingly peruse receipts. See, you'd think that's a disadvantage until you remember Macy's was having a half-off sale. After yesterday, I think the word "clearance" should be accompanied by a chorus of angels singing its praises. *much happier sigh*

For everybody's consideration ...

I am currently running for governor of California. Which, you know, means I'm awake.

And I'd just like to say, for all of you who were wondering, Arnold is absolutely not a traveler from the future come to take over California so as to ruin our film industry. No matter what "Batman and Robin" and "Jingle All the Way" might indicate.

I'd also like to announce that I don't understand how Gary Coleman could possibly think that he can be the governor, as he most definitely does not fit the height requirement. Hell, if I had to wear lifts to make it, then he certainly ... didn't ...

Um, forget I even mentioned the lifts.