For everybody's consideration ...

[apocalypsos]

I am currently running for governor of California. Which, you know, means I'm awake.

And I'd just like to say, for all of you who were wondering, Arnold is absolutely not a traveler from the future come to take over California so as to ruin our film industry. No matter what "Batman and Robin" and "Jingle All the Way" might indicate.

I'd also like to announce that I don't understand how Gary Coleman could possibly think that he can be the governor, as he most definitely does not fit the height requirement. Hell, if I had to wear lifts to make it, then he certainly ... didn't ...

Um, forget I even mentioned the lifts.

Comments

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to tell my friends and family that live in California to vote for you.

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

I like your icon. You have my vote.
At this point, having a cute icon is as good a reason to vote for a candidate as any.

[tree220.livejournal.com]

forget govenor of California, it's clear across the country and you don't want to move again this soon. just take over for the president instead. the white house is right across the river and has barely been used since the last election.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Hell, you've got my vote.
Except that I live in another country.
It would have been the first time I bothered voting, too.

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Is it too late to establish CA residency so I can vote for you?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Hell, I don't have CA residence, and I'm running. You should be able to vote just fine. Just say you're from the Chicago section of LA and you've been feeling a little dead lately.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

as he most definitely does not fit the height requirement.

I'd rather vote for you than John Howard
(who may not be much taller than Gary).

Why do Pollies have to be short then? That means Arnie doesnt have a chance, it's between you and Coleman.

*squeeing over your icon*

Can I be your Lt. Governor?

[qnotku.livejournal.com]

I'd love to be able to say "Off With Their Heads!"

What do you mean, Lt. Governors don't get to say that?

Well, damn, there goes all my fun....
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