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Just went to see "Pirates" again. Listened to Norrington ask Will if he remembered his place and Will saying it was right there, between Norrington and Jack. Now have pirate/blacksmith/commodore orgies going on in my head and can't get them out no matter how many times head is tilted and left ear is repeatedly smacked.

Definitely should not feel that the night should end by constantly hitting left ear until a very tiny and very nekkid Jack, Will, and Norrington tumble out shagging away with no cares whatsoever for who sees them.

Um ... now have mental image of Jack singing the "very bad eggs" song as he rodgers Will who's rodgering Norrington. Am blissfully trying not to imagine what the children would look like.

Hmm. Also appeared to have lost all personal pronouns. Might possibly have knocked them from skull rather than pirate/blacksmith/commodore orgy. May still be trying to decide whether or not that's a bad thing when awakened tomorrow.

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Dude, I may stick to just getting one tat for the moment if it means investing all of my tat money on one of these pictures.

*user pets the computer screen* Oooo, pretty.

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Who told Paige Davis to write a book about her life? Is it even possible to write over a hundred pages about how to make your hair flip up at the ends like that?

Jeez, if I wanted a tell-all book from a reality show host, I want Phil from The Amazing Race to do one, if only to find out how pissed he must have been after he goofed around while they were making the "Next week, on The Amazing Race" promos and now he's stuck hearing himself say "episode" in a Canadian accent every damn week. (Seriously, that's not a true story. But it feels true. *nods solemnly*)

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Okay, bored out of my head again. So, considering that I've been eyeing my friends list again and wondering exactly how drunk I'd have to get you people for you to let me shag you rotten again, I've had this little question-and-answer session bouncing around in my head.

All right, here's the scenario, which I've broadened slightly from a question I inevitably use at various jobs just to see what everybody I work with will answer ...

Let's say somebody's holding your family hostage, they're going to give you a hundred million dollars ... whatever it'd take to make you do something absolutely, totally to the extreme opposite of what you would normally do. With that extreme situation in mind ...

1. Heterosexuals: Which famous member of the same sex would you sleep with to save your family or get the money or whatever, if no one would ever find out about it? Homosexuals: Same question, but member of the opposite sex. Bi: Go ahead, feel free to skip to question two.

2. Who is the ugliest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

3. Who is the oldest famous person you'd have sex with in that situation?

4. Who is the most embarrassing famous person you'd have sex with in that situation, assuming that everyone you knew would know that you had sex with them the next day?

5. If instead of the whole sex deal, you had to kill someone famous instead, which famous person would it pain you most to have to kill? On the other hand, which famous person would you casually suggest as a murder victim so that you could happily eliminate that sorry existence off the face of the planet?

(Oh, and for the sex questions, "I would never have sex with someone of the same sex! Never!" is not an option. You have no excuse. You have to, just this once, for the good of your family and humanity and fluppy little puppies and ... um ... your back account and ... uh ... time-wasting memes like this one. Yes, we here at PBS can't live without your donation dollars and your nasty, regret-ridden sex life. :))