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Is anybody else as bored as I am? Seriously, incredibly bored?

How's about we entertain each other? Tell me something interesting. Anything. A joke, a bit of trivia, gossip, weird facts, anything. Got a lot of things you can share? Go right on ahead. Let's see how many new and interesting things we can learn today. Heck, tell your friends -- let them come and join in. *user puts on a Miss Judy outfit and prepares to show a cheap cartoon*

I'll go first. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?

...

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

*user contemplates the rating of that particular joke and seriously considers changing out of her Miss Judy outfit*

Okay, guys, your turn. C'mon, it'll be fun.

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Ah, finally done with a week's worth of temp work. Or, you know, four hours or so worth of sorta-interesting work stretched out over a week. Am now going to simmer in a slowly rolling sauce of ennui, Indian dance pop, and dreams of naked, horny Jack Sparrow for the next forty-eight hours or so.

But hey, the upside is, I get paid. Hee! Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney ... you realize, of course, that this means I have to get myself another tattoo as a celebratory "Lookie me, I now live in an entirely different postal code!" present. I also hear I'm supposed to get another one for good luck, so I guess that could be my "Either this strange euphoric feelings means I haven't spoken to my parents in three weeks, or they've been pumping extra oxygen into the mail room!" present.

I know what I want to get for the first tattoo -- Chinese symbols signifying love, luck, money and magic on my arm. But I have no idea what to get for the second tat (I definitely want something in color, though) and I'm having a really difficult time finding a website that has those four Chinese symbols as one symbol apiece.

So the question I present to my friends list is in two parts -- a.) Anybody know of a good website where I could find good Chinese tattoos, and b.) knowing me, anybody got any suggestions for the second tat? (Serious suggestions, gang. I don't know, I'm up for almost anything within reason here.)