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My present to myself if I get chapter two of "An Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells" done today is that I get to go down to the 7-11 and get myself the biggest Grapermelon Juicy Fruit Slushy they've got.

Considering I just ate a twelve-piece pack of the gum in less than three minutes, sounds like an excellent plan to me. :)

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Hrm. I think I'm shedding. Either that, or there's a Lhasa Apso attached to my hairbrush.

*eye roll* No, I'm not slacking off.

*user whistles innocently, then frantically chases after her eyes before they roll too far away*

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I used to think my mother was just like the mother on "Malcolm in the Middle". But now I've seen "Dead Like Me", and what the hell?! The voice, the attitude, that weird look of constant disappointment in her eyes ... she even has my mother's haircut, for crying out loud.

I get the impression that my being more creeped out by the scenes with the mother than I am with the gory deaths is just a weeeeeeeee bit strange.

And I'm sorely tempted to make a Mason icon with him smiling that says, "I think you're marvelous." Damn it. Stupid accented undead bastard.

Writing, writing, writing ...

You know, sometimes I wonder if some of the people who read my fic have any idea how much I like to fuck Whedon's shit up.

*user cackles maniacally and runs around the room like a loon*

Don't mind me. I like to grab expected plot points by the ankles, flip 'em upside down, and shake 'em until loose change falls out of their pockets.

You haven't seen screwing with canon until you've seen me gleefully rodger the sonofabitch on top of the salad bar in full view of everybody at Burger King while yodeling the theme to "The Gummi Bears".

*user goes back to writing Chapter Two so that she can go get her Slushy and continues to juggle canon and giggle insanely in her head*

Yay! Now I can go get a Slushy! *happy dance*

Title: An Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Pairing: None. I swear. Witch's honor. I don't care what it looks like.
Summary: A chance meeting between Connor and Dawn results in some major life-changing damage.
Archive: Just give me fair warning.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Otherwise, I'd be much nicer to them, with the sole exceptions of Connor and Dawn, who'd be fed to rabid mutant squirrels. But I swear I'll be nice to them in the story, honest. (By the way, anybody who thinks this isn't me being nice to them ... they're still alive, all of their body parts are intact, and they have yet to have naughty pictures taken of them in compromising positions with farm animals.)
Spoilers for: Angel -- "Home", Buffy -- "Chosen"

( Chapter Two: Rejects from Another Time Zone )