Sep. 21st, 2003
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Sep. 21st, 2003 06:59 pmThe more I see "Troy" pictures, the more I realize that the day I spot a het "Troy" fic anywhere in existence is the day I'm going to have to go stand outside on the porch and aim my butt towards the highway so that the monkeys and pigs that will fly out of my ass will have somewhere to go other than in a continuous loop around my bedroom.
EDIT: Correction ... a decent het "Troy" fic that's not a Mary Sue story. Also, considering the abundance of short togas on the guys in "Troy", I wouldn't be the least surprised if the Mary Sues continually drop a lot of coins on the ground and take to wearing mirrors on their sandals.
EDIT: Correction ... a decent het "Troy" fic that's not a Mary Sue story. Also, considering the abundance of short togas on the guys in "Troy", I wouldn't be the least surprised if the Mary Sues continually drop a lot of coins on the ground and take to wearing mirrors on their sandals.
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Sep. 21st, 2003 09:15 pmAm now watching "The Core," which is gleefully full of things that blow up and/or die, but if it has any real science in it, I'll sell my firstborn child to circus midgets.
You know how in the Jonny Quest cartoons, when Dr. Quest would start talking about science stuff, Bandit would run off and eat poisonous tree frogs or something? I feel like doing that every time one of these characters so much as hints at something my old earth science teacher told me.
But hey, as long as shit blows up, I'm a happy camper. *user bounces up and down happily*
You know how in the Jonny Quest cartoons, when Dr. Quest would start talking about science stuff, Bandit would run off and eat poisonous tree frogs or something? I feel like doing that every time one of these characters so much as hints at something my old earth science teacher told me.
But hey, as long as shit blows up, I'm a happy camper. *user bounces up and down happily*