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( Cut for girly TMI rant. )

I love Colin Farrell and want to bear his chain-smoking, Guinness-swilling children.

Britney Spears denied their one-night stand, so Colin sent her a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you've slept with Colin Farrell" and a T-shirt that said "I slept with Colin Farrell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." *snerk*

Britney was not amused. I can't decide if it's because her "present" was part of a bulk shipment to five hundred other women or because she didn't get to send him her fan-club-sanctioned "I slept with Britney Spears and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirt first.

Although, couldn't you totally see Colin wearing that T-shirt to a movie premiere? And painting "... and VD" on the back just to be a total rat bastard.