Dec. 8th, 2003
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Dec. 8th, 2003 07:56 pmI'm going to kill Captain Asshat. Violently. Preferably with something as stupid as he is.
I'd love to see his family try to write an obituary that carefully tried to avoid the phrases "spork stuck in throat" and "anchovies shoved in both ears".
EDIT: Why he thinks I'm supposed to be working right now when I'm just waiting in the office for the bus is beyond me. Oh, God, I can't wait to go home where there's Smirnoff and teddy bears.
I'd love to see his family try to write an obituary that carefully tried to avoid the phrases "spork stuck in throat" and "anchovies shoved in both ears".
EDIT: Why he thinks I'm supposed to be working right now when I'm just waiting in the office for the bus is beyond me. Oh, God, I can't wait to go home where there's Smirnoff and teddy bears.
I nearly forgot that today is December 8th. Which would have been bad, because my dad's birthday is December 8th.
So, yeah. Called Dad just now to wish him a happy birthday. And in honor of my dad's birthday, I like to imagine he looks like this today ... ;)
( Hi Dad! )
EDIT: Stupid picture won't dance. Not that it matters. Dad looks like that every day.
So, yeah. Called Dad just now to wish him a happy birthday. And in honor of my dad's birthday, I like to imagine he looks like this today ... ;)
( Hi Dad! )
EDIT: Stupid picture won't dance. Not that it matters. Dad looks like that every day.