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[apocalypsos]

I'm going to kill Captain Asshat. Violently. Preferably with something as stupid as he is.

I'd love to see his family try to write an obituary that carefully tried to avoid the phrases "spork stuck in throat" and "anchovies shoved in both ears".

EDIT: Why he thinks I'm supposed to be working right now when I'm just waiting in the office for the bus is beyond me. Oh, God, I can't wait to go home where there's Smirnoff and teddy bears.

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[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

I once had a supervisor at work chase me down the street to inform me that I might need to cover for his employee the next day. I was off the clock and trying to catch the bus. Maybe we can round up our respective asshats, lock them in a room together, and let them kill each other off whilst we get toasted on Smirnoff?