What I learned today

Cute, irrespressible royals with emerald-tint skin disorders and a propensity for snarky rejoinders don't get computers for Christmas.

Asshats, however -- particularly those of the military persuasion -- do. Sixteen-hundred dollar laptops, to be precise.

*growls*

What else I learned today:

The great, swollen heads of asshats, particularly those of the military persuasion, bounce. Especially when you drop them off five-story buildings.

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I own way too many purple shirts. It's like it's 1990 and I'm the Purple Power Ranger, except I can act slightly better then mind-numbingly awful.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention that I was reading the IMDb news summation of the 'Peter Pan' reviews and they all mentioned the blatant UST. Well, jeez, it's not like they'd have to do all that much to get UST between Peter and Wendy into this movie, especially considering this is one of the few times Peter Pan hasn't been played by great big Peter-and-Wendy-UST-destroyers like perky middle-aged women or Robin Williams.