What I learned today
Dec. 29th, 2003 10:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosCute, irrespressible royals with emerald-tint skin disorders and a propensity for snarky rejoinders don't get computers for Christmas.
Asshats, however -- particularly those of the military persuasion -- do. Sixteen-hundred dollar laptops, to be precise.
*growls*
What else I learned today:
The great, swollen heads of asshats, particularly those of the military persuasion, bounce. Especially when you drop them off five-story buildings.
Asshats, however -- particularly those of the military persuasion -- do. Sixteen-hundred dollar laptops, to be precise.
*growls*
What else I learned today:
The great, swollen heads of asshats, particularly those of the military persuasion, bounce. Especially when you drop them off five-story buildings.
