What I learned today

[apocalypsos]

Cute, irrespressible royals with emerald-tint skin disorders and a propensity for snarky rejoinders don't get computers for Christmas.

Asshats, however -- particularly those of the military persuasion -- do. Sixteen-hundred dollar laptops, to be precise.

*growls*

What else I learned today:

The great, swollen heads of asshats, particularly those of the military persuasion, bounce. Especially when you drop them off five-story buildings.

Comments

Yes but

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Would you be happy, living like Asshat? with your head forever in someone else's colon?

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I had a laptop once. I hooked up a monitor to it and used it for several good years. Yum.

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

Somebody owes me another $800 worth of computer then!